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Saturday, September 24, 2005

Woah....I haven't been writing my blog for so long!!!Seems like blogging has been in the news for all the wrong reasons recently...3 sporeans charged in court so far for racism comments on their blogs...oops...better watch my words...luckily I had nvr wrote any racist, political,sexist or wadever stuff on my blog...I am too self-indulge to write abt other stuff...haha...I am only interested in writing my personal stuff!!!Anyway this is wad you would write on your diary rite???Nowadays been going to ktv nearly every sunday with ml and ah zhen...realli fun going out wif the 2 xiao char bors...hahah...been having sore throat and flu since tuesday....and I haven't gotten well yet...and guess wad...i went for the steamboat-cum-bbq at marina south with family...my thorat is hopeless liao lor!!!Oh oh oh....I wanna announce something!!!My 2nd sis is pregnant!!!!yeah yeah!!!next yr is gonna be a realli good yr!!!My eldest sis's 2nd daughter is due Jan and Potato's child is due somewhere may-june!they will be the same age...so nice!!!Make me wanna have a child on my own too!!!I have always love kids....hee..surprised???I think most pple who din know me tt well will be very surprised ba.....But I am a BIG kid at heart wad...so I have always enjoyed the company of kids....when can I finally have a kid on my own......watching Man utd vs Balckburn on tv now.....YEAH!!!Man utd is LOSING by a goal to Blackburn!!!YES YES YES!!!!Serve them rite!!!!Oh yes!!!The match is over!wahahahahah!!!!*wave pompom* Btw...take some time to listen to the song on my blog...you gotta click "About" to hear it.....might take sometime to load though...cuz the file is 6.1Mb....but wif broadband,,,it will tk a minute...itz "Zai Jian Bei Ji Xue" by Zhou Chuan Xiong and Kelly Chen....it is soooooo nice...that time I happen to saw the MTV on tv and fell in luv with it immediately....the tune is lovely and the title is realli nice too!Northpole is my fav place on earth cuz....itz the homeland of my beloved PENGUINS.....

[Pronounced Dead] 11:43 PM

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Insomnia!!!

Insomnia - A Habitual inability to sleep

Yes....That is what I've been contracted with!The dreaded disease that robs me of my most beloved activity of all-->SLEEP

I went to bed at 8plus just now, and I actually dozed off for awhile....but in the end, I still woke up and can't drift off to sleep again! So I decided that I might as well get my bum off the bed and do something productive instead...In the form of writing my blog and searching for a cure!

Other than the usual crappy stuff people told you that will help you sleep better, I gather a few interesting methods you probably haven't heard of before......

Counting Sheeps
(Ya i know what you are thinking...it's a bloody old grandmother's method...wait till you hear what it says....)

We finally figured out why it never worked for us. The old wives' cure for insomnia is to count bouncy little sheep leaping over a fence. No wonder it doesn't work. Bouncy sheep are hyperactive and wide awake. They're the last thing you need to dwell on when you want to go to sleep.
So try the variation that worked for us. Count sleeping sheep. Imagine a beautiful green meadow stretching to infinity. Every ten feet or so, right in a row, lies a peaceful, sleeping sheep. Imagine that you're just gliding by, almost floating. And that you pass by a sheep every 3 or 4 seconds (experiment to find which time interval works best for you -- it varies from person to person). Count the sheep and glide on to the next, and the next, and so on.
Take it from us. Sleeping sheep are much more effective.

Imagine it's time to get up
This is a neat one too. Kind of a variation on the previous technique. Imagine that you're not allowed to go to sleep. Imagine that your morning alarm has gone off and it's time to get up and go to work. You know how delicious that feeling is in the morning when it's time to get up but you're so tired and your eyes are very heavy and you shouldn't do it but you just want to fall right back to sleep for a few minutes more?
Well, we find you can often bring that about just by imagining as fully and realistically as possible that it's morning, that you have to get up, put your feet on a cold floor, stagger around the house, take a cold shower, and do whatever unpleasant things you associate with getting up in the morning. The more unpleasantly you can imagine it, the more you won't want to do it. And the more you'll just want to stay in bed and sleep. Try it. You'll be surprised how tired and sleepy your mind can make your body.

The rest are too long to copy and paste...and you wouldn't bother to read anyway!Envy those piggies who can fall asleep almost the same time they touched the bed...DAMNED YOU ALL....hahaha...May you bed be littered with bedbugs and the mosquitoes buzzing by your ears all night long!!!!Yeah yeah....say I am mean...say whatever you want....you already got a good night sleep every night...what more do you want!?!?!?Let a poor sleepless guy vent a little frustration wouldn't hurt right?!My god...it's 10pm already....save me.....

Oh ya!!!Before I forgot....I saw a girl that really looks like Lee Li-Zhen today!!!I was eating at the Sun Plaza food court when I noticed this girl sitting a few tables away from me....I thought I had saw a HK star!I think she noticed me staring her way...haha...she seems irritated and kept her line of vision way outa my way...hope I didn't look that lewd!!!

Better go try counting sleeping sheeps....if not I'll have a hard time waking up tomorrow again.....

[Pronounced Dead] 9:48 PM

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Good gracious...itz wednesday!!!

Finally....Half the week had passed!When is weekend gonna come??Been so tired this week that I think I'm gonna fall sick soon....Actually i had wanted to sleep now already, but the funeral downstairs with all those cling-clang thingy and prayers is keeping me away from my beloved bed!

Seems like blogging is becoming the "in" thing now, with newspaper reporting some bloggers every now and then...But one interesting thing is that-->Why they only report on gals???HaHa!!!Guys' blogs not as exciting huh?Well, then mine sure qualifies as one of the most BORING blog!No sex, no violence, no politics, no NOTHING....And daily events are as plain as it can get!Wad happen to my 4 letters of "L"..."I"....."F" and "E"???Youth is slipping away.....wait a minute....Am i still reckon a YOUTH???Hmm....The answer is of cuz a CERTAIN YESSSSSS!!!!Don't mock me...or I'll "POCK" you!

Over the last 2 weeks, i've been having weird weird dreams again and again!!!Yeah yeah yeah...i know wad you gonna think about it...Wadz NEW rite?Envious?Jealous?At least I was having fun while sleeping and you non-dreamers juz waste your time lying on the lifeless bed for 8 hours!!

Everyone's been so busy...I gotta arrange a meeting ONE MONTH in advance!That will give them NO excuses...hahahahah!!!Wow my post is so colorful!!!!Nice?Ok la enuff writing crap for now...until the next time....sayonara!!!

[Pronounced Dead] 9:26 PM

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

What a lunch!

I went for lunch today at Sembawang Hills market near Thomson and saw alot of pple!!!!First...i saw Qi yu wu and Rui En filming there....wah...so shuai and so pretty!!! *Drooling* By the way i'm drooling over Qi yu wu hor!!!wahahahahahah!!!Then...i saw my officer from my BMT days....but he wun know who i am la...i am oni a small prawn then...a smelly recruit....hee....then finally...i saw Siti!!!So long never see her oredi!!i saw her walking towards me and apparently...she din see me at first...and of all places...she chose to sit at the table beside me....i wasn't sure if that was her initially and she din look my way...so i picked up my hp and tried calling her to see if she will pick up the phone...but b4 i press dial...she called me...haha...so funny!Anyway...wed used to be the day where i go downstairs play some basketball....but recently....wed is occupied by alot of uncles n fillipinos....their total number will exceed 40 one lor!Like come n gang fight like tt.....sighz...gotta find another day to play bball liao...if not no exercise...will grow old very soon!!!!And i finalli got to see weishan b4 she fly off tmr....hee...met her at nyp on monday at the Mac....pretty as usual and still like to trash tok wif me as usual!!!Although oni meet for over an hour....but i'm still content le la....at least i got to see her...hee....Been feeling sorta lethargic recently....wonder if age is finalli catching up on me???And Deb ah girl....if u are reading this....drop me a msg ah....u ask me to set up the chat box one...and itz so empty!!!!hahahahahahahha.....oh yah....recently....been having weird dreams again!!!And this time...i REALLY mean WEIRD lor!!!!!Dreamt of A*** AGAIN tt time....and even H***** was in it too!!!The content of the dream....hee...very notti....ask me if u wanna know!wahahaha...and a few days back....i dreamt tt i was an emperor with 15 concubines!!!And i even got 4 numbers in that dream which was pasted on a suckling piggie but it never come out today!!!idiot.....i shall buy the number again this weekend...hee....toto this coming week is 5million!!!!!!!!!!wonder if i would be so lucky??And yest....i dreamt tt i was in a bus wif oni 3 passengers....ah lian....me and another guy....then the bus suddenly topple vertically in front of a pond and i thot we are all gonna die....but the bus stayed in tt position and tt ah lian ran out!!!!so mei yi qi!!!!leaving the rest of us to die!!!!super idiot.......hahahahhahaahhahaah...but too bad she dun have dreams one...if not can surse her have bad dreams like me...but ah.....where got pple never dream one.....she's juz too lazy to recall her dream la.....LAZY ASS.......

[Pronounced Dead] 10:16 PM

Friday, July 08, 2005

I'm back!

Last post was on 14th May, and the date today is.....8th July!Woah...nearly 2 months oredi ah....so i have been lazing for that long huh...haha...aiya that time got probs with the stupid blog then i am simply too lazy to rectify the probs ma....hey but here i am now rite?Hows the new blogskin?Cool rite?I love it!Smells of....DEATH...Tomorrow is friday...*yes!*....When is that Weishan gonna meet me?!?!?!?!?!wonder if she meant this weekend or next weekend....i hope she call me up this weekend...cuz next weekend might be...most probably going to tanjong pinang on a fishing trip again leh....Anyway i finally figure out how to put songs without the popups liao...hahah...am i clever or what!?!?!?yes yes...laugh all you want....i know itz easy like hell for most pple out there....but itz a big accomplishment for me ok!

[Pronounced Dead] 12:17 AM

Saturday, May 14, 2005

What if god was one of us?

The title is juz a phrase of the song on class 95 now...nothing much to it, juz found the song nice...Today is so so very hot!!!!My god....the temperature muz have soared up to at least 40 degrees!!!After bathing oredi still so hot...can't stand it!

Lousy day today...no soccer on tv on a saturday?!!?!?damn.....and lost quite a bit on the mahjong table...so damn unlucky today.....damn damn.....4d miss by a single number...damn damn damn!!!!!Anyway juz now i was so bored that i went downstairs to play basketball...i had the whole court to myself!haha....seems like I'm the oni crazy ass playing bball on a sat nite when everybody shld be out....anyway i hasn't play bball for like months oredi....and i still got a pretty good shot!I sank 19 free throws in a row ok!haha...i had nvr made so many baskets in a row b4...although one of the ball went in with a bit of luck la...but who cares!Stinks like hell after sweating it out and bathe immediately after i came up..though it may cause me to have those "white spots" or whatever...but dun care la...so damn hot!!!

bored bored bored....

[Pronounced Dead] 10:15 PM

Friday, May 13, 2005

Friday the Funny 13th!

How many people realised that today is friday the 13th?haha....but it is certainly nothing scary nor unlucky for me...in fact it is damn funny!!!!It all started when i logged onto msn and saw my dearest xiaomei's(weishan) nick as "Bang Bang Nite"!!It sounds damn kinky rite?!?!?!And she doesn't have a clue as to how corny the word "Bang" sounds!So i pointed out to her that the phrase sounds like "ORGY" , and guess what she tells me next?

She asked,

"What is ORGY????"

Holy cow!!!!!!I nearly fell off the chair!!!Got people so innocent anot!!!wahahahahha!!!!!And she even msg other people to ask lor!!!But before that, i told her to do a search on yahoo and find out what it means...and she really did that!But best of all, she even click on the search results!!!My god!And what appear on the screen was naturally a group of people banging the hell outa one another, what else!!!Sorry the topic today is abit "Blue" ah.....but i really cannot tahan my tootsie xiaomei and i must write it down!!!

Then just now i went outside to take a drink, and saw a brown paper packet on the table with the words "gou shi",which means "dog food", on the table. I ask my dad he write those words for what, itz not as if i will be so hungry till the extent that i will mistake dog food for human biscuits....

He told me,

"You won't, but your mum will ma!"

At this point, my mum, whom we thought is sleeping, suddenly ran outa the room and throw a pillow at him!!!She chided him for thinking she is so stupid is it...wahahahahahhahahahahahaah...poor dad!!!!so much for taking the extra effort to write those words....all he gets is a pillow thrown at him!

I was watching the last episode of "Long Vacation" just now....For those who have never heard of the japanese serial b4, it is a show about an aspiring pianist played by Takuya Kimuya(shuai!) and an ageing model whose bridegroom walked out on her on the day of their wedding....AFter lotsa happenings, they finally ended up together in the end and while watching them hug and make up in the end, i found myself smiling to myself the whole while...haha....A sweet and happy ending never fails to bring a smile to my face....By the way the soundtrack of the serial is really damn nice...lotsa great musical pieces...hmmm...i mention that b4 din i?It sounds so familiar....haha....there are great songs too...."What will I do" and "Deeper and deeper"...highly recommended!*5 stars*

[Pronounced Dead] 9:20 PM